10 July 2026.
London
Mr Bingo’s Art Shop
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5 - 30 August 2026.
Edinburgh

Pleasance Courtyard, EdFringe
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After a total sell-out run at the Edinburgh Fringe, David Elms is touring the U.K with his cult-hit phenomenon. 

Part improv, part storytelling, and entirely unique, every night, David will describe a room with you, the audience.

A firm Chortle favourite, the show earned a glowing 4-star review and a spot on Steve Bennett’s “Most Memorable Shows of 2025” list. It also secured a prestigious Chortle Award nomination.

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"Describer" Cap
£20.00

Introducing David Elms’ first piece of official merchandise: the “Describer” Cap.

100% Heavy Washed Cotton.
Manufactured by Beechfield Original Headware.

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