22 March 2026.
Glasgow, Old Hairdressers —> BOOK NOW +  Improv Workshop

2 April 2026.
Brighton, Komedia —> BOOK NOW

9 April 2026.
Bristol, The Wardrobe —> BOOK NOW

10 April 2026.
Manchester, Fairfield Social Club —> BOOK NOW

18 April 2026.
Edinburgh, Monkey Barrel —> BOOK NOW + Improv Workshop

3 May 2026.
Machynlleth, Comedy Festival —> BOOK NOW

8 May 2026.
Liverpool, Unity Theatre —> BOOK NOW

9 May 2026.
Birmingham, Midlands Arts Centre —> BOOK NOW

10 May 2026.
Leeds, Hyde Park Book Club —> BOOK NOW

18- 30 May 2026.
London, Soho Theatre —> BOOK NOW

27 June 2026.
Oxford, Old Fire Station —> BOOK NOW

5 - 30 August 2026.
Edinburgh, Pleasance Courtyard, EdFringe —> BOOK NOW

David’s show has been nominated for the 2026 Chortle Awards in the Sketch, Variety & Improv category.

Voting Closes March 1st, 2026

merch!

merch!

"Describer" Cap - Pre Order
£20.00

Introducing David Elms’ first piece of official merchandise: the “Describer” Cap.


100% Heavy Washed Cotton.
Manufactured by Beechfield Original Headware.


Orders will ship from March 1st.

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